Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Canada, How To Catch A Polar Bear


To catch a polar bear is a very simple process that requires just two items, an ice saw along with a can of green peas. Finding a spot on a solid piece of ice, cut a circular hole in it a little bigger than the size of the polar bear you want to catch.


SAM_0077Break up the cut out ice and while it is floating away, line the circle around the hole with the green peas.

Find a hiding spot and be patient. The green peas will eventually attract a polar bear.



When it arrives and starts to eat the peas, quickly but quietly run up from behind and kick it in the ice hole.

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