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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Antarctica, My Heroes

 

I imagine if Willie Nelson had been on board the Akademik Ioffe he would have had another hit. This one centered around the certifiably insane “Polar Plungers” and I would have been more than happy to be his Quincy Jones.

 

 

Plunger Fans On a nice sunny but freezing Antarctica morning, along with a few others I stand on the outside of the Akademik Ioffe cheering on fellow passengers.

 

 

 

They are making the most of their Antarctic experience and maybe proving their lack of sanity in the process.

From shrieks and shivering panting to back flips and underwater swimming, these crazy dare devils delight and entertain us.

 

Senior PlungerAlong the way I have found new heroes, ones without hats or boots!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Antarctica, Cold, Cool And Fun

 

Think of being in one of the coldest areas on the planet and what we are experiencing this afternoon is one of the last things you would think about.

Thanks to the hard work of the on board hotel staff, we are having an Outdoor Barbeque in Antarctica! And to literally top it all off our unofficial cruise director, Val, has laid down a challenge. We have to come up with the “coolest” hats we can for the event.

 

 

Trash Hat I head right for the trash can.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grilled Chicken Mingling on the aft deck as the sweet smell of barbeque chicken, steak and sausages fill the cold Antarctica air, I am delighted to see fellow passengers have reached for higher grounds to top things off.

 

 

From a yellow submarine hat, to one that is made out of sea sick bags there is a lot of talent at 64 degrees south.

Four contestants end up in a crowd participation vote for a bottle of house. For our guests from Port Lockroy, who did take a bath today, The Penguin Man is a favorite but he is not able to muster a win.

 

See It The fun continues once the "BBQ After Party" begins inside the bar.

There we are entertained by a fun magician.

 

 

 

 

The Hostess At the right moment, Val climbs the bar counter to get our attention.

A treat awaits as a new music beat permeates the air.

 

 

 

 

An Antarctic Stripper Next, it's a bit of adult entertainment Antarctica style as a yellow parka comes off and the dance moves begin.

 

 

Crazy Guys The fun seems non stop.

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks to the generosity of two fellow passengers, Carlton and Rose a few of us even get to take a stab at the art of magic. Our first, second and third attempt at it goes down real smooth.

 

 

Carlton's Vodka After all, how difficult should it be for a couple of “Wild and Crazy Guys” to make a liter or so of Vodka disappear?

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Antarctica, Port Lockroy

 

Located on Goudier Island, visiting Port Lockroy gives a glimpse of daily living in Antarctica and a nonchalant welcome by the couple hundreds or so black and white locals.

About four months out of the year the island is also occupied by four to nine temporary volunteer locals.

 

Port Lockory Museum Port Lockroy is a natural harbor that was once a British military base in the 1960's.

Today, it  is operated as a museum and spring time residence.

 

 

 

From here, The Antarctic Heritage Trust does work to clean up other former British locations that are an eye sore to the pristine area.

 

64S63W At 64 degrees south and 63 degrees west I take a seat in the snow.

Being properly dressed I am not worried about freezing my tush off.

 

 

 

 

 

Antartic Sled Nearby, a sled and other remnants from early human life are on display.

 

 

Sheathbill Prior to entering the museum I am greeted by the local scavenger, a Sheathbill.

 

 

 

The Sheathbill is content to clean up the mess around here even if it involves stealing an egg or two in the process.

Inside the museum, I get a quick confirmation that all along my personal hygiene has been on the right track. Due to the lack of rainfall here along with the process for collecting water, in the 1960's it was not uncommon to wait 9 days to take a shower.

 

Take A Bath Aren't you glad I use Dial?

 

 

 

 

 

Bacon In A Can Feeling Hungry?

How about some sliced bacon in the can or tasty kidney pudding?

 

 

 

 

 

Heinz Did you say you would like mayonnaise that looks like mustard on the side?

Some Heinz, coming right up!

 

 

 

 

 

Port Lockory Bed Munchkin Bed

 

Go ahead, take a nap.

 

Bath Tub Seeing the decor and items on the display, I cannot image life being too comfortable here in the darkness winter. 

A four month spring time visit would be more to my liking.

 

Although, I am told the showering cycle has been reduced to about four days. Maybe I can adjust.

Headed back to the Ioffe, I discover we are in for another pleasant surprise and the weather is nice enough that it might all work out just right.

 

 

 

Antarctica, Oh Behave

 

 

Austin Powers YBY

Spring time on Jougla Point would make “The International Man Of Mystery” very proud as there is a whole lot of “shag” going on.

 

 

 

 

And who’s responsible for all this shagging? You guessed it, The Blue Eyed Shags.

With nests built on shared grounds, from a distance they can be easily be mistaken for gentoo penguins.

 

 

Shared Rock Shared Rock

 

 

 

CAN 006 However, all doubt should be vanished when you see one take flight.

 

 

 

 

The Blue Eyed Shag is the only member of the Cormorant family that resides on the Antarctic continent proper as far south as 68 degrees.

Although they normally breed between August and October, here some late or second chance courtship is still going on in early December.

 

 

Shagging Yeah, Shag, Yeah!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, May 23, 2011

Antarctica, Black And White Criminals

 

Nice Rock In the bitter cold on Jougla Point, I am just mere feet away watching crimes that I am helpless to do anything about.

 

 

 

 

 

Lets Rock Although this situation involves individuals with similar motives, I am not sure if it has yet risen to the level of organized crime.

 

 

 

 

Rock Criminal However, it seems to me that Cut, Clarity, Color or Carat means nothing to this gang. It is just all about “The Rock” and impressing the girl's.

 

 

I don't think I'll be of much help to the police in solving these crimes as the participants all looked alike and fit the same bill.

“Yes, officer they were all dressed in black and white, about three foot tall and walked with a funny waddle.” 

But can you blame them?

 

 

 

Nesting Penguin After all, a rock is a girl's best friend!

 

 

 

 

 

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Friday, May 20, 2011

Antarctica, Jougla Point

 

A short time after lunch we are boarding zodiacs for our afternoon outing. Groups of us will take turns visiting Port Lockroy and nearby Jougla Point on Goudier Island.

 

 

Jougla Point My group first visits a very very windy and cold Jougla Point.

 

 

 

 

 

I spend the start of my time there with one of the expedition leaders, Damien, who has a wealth of information about the area.

 

 

Sleeping Duo From him, I also learn about the various types of sea ice as we watch a seal frantically waving hello to us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blue Eye Inflight Blue Eyed Shag

 

 

Here there are several colonies of gentoo penguins, blue eyed shags and kelp gulls. They are busy with spring time activities which become very interesting to watch.

At one time, this area had an active whaling industry at Jougla Point.

 

Whale Bone Today, some of the sad artifacts including giant now gray whale bones remain scattered along the shoreline.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Antarctica, A Local Visitor

 

Since boarding the Akademik Ioffe it has been a part of our breakfast, lunch or dinner routine to have some type of speech or demonstration from one of our expedition leaders.

 

Ioffe Meal Anchored just of Goudier Island, our lunch today comes with a special treat.

We have a local visitor.

 

 

 

Niki, is a part of a group of volunteers with The Antarctic Heritage Trust that spends about four months out of the year living in Antarctica. At this point, I am envious.

In a few hours we will get to visit Niki's humble abode as we take a zodiac trip to Port Lockroy.

 

 

 

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Antarctica, Paradise Harbor

 

Although it is Spring in Antarctica not all areas of the continent have received the memo. We get first hand confirmation of this as our first zodiac landing of the day is canceled.

 

PH Hills After many attempts the Ioffe finds it's path time and time again blocked by sea ice as it tries to navigate into Paradise Harbor.

 

 

 

Not only is the sea ice a reminder of our current location but also the bitter cold howling winds. Even with the sun shining only a few of us brave being out on the deck of the Ioffe.

 

Don & J I am so bundled up even my roommate John is not sure who's behind the yellow parka and black face mask.

 

 

 

 

 

 

PH Port Akademik Ioffe Paradise Harbor

 

 

Only an occasional relief from the wind or by finding shelter can I get a glimpse of the scenery.

 

Argentine Station More gorgeous pristine white landscape and another scientific research center in the distance.

 

 

 

 

I think most of us our glad the zodiac landing has been canceled. It might have been quite miserably under these conditions.

Time to edit some photos, maybe.

 

 

 

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Cruising, Carnival Valor 60 Seconds On A Roll

 

Being on a cruise would hardly be the place one would think to discover suppressed talents or the lack thereof.

 

Carnival Squatting One afternoon, I get the opportunity to do so with a challenge.

With support from a small crowd, “You Can Do It”, I rise to the task before me.

 

 

 

 

With encouragement from a small crowd, I rise to the task before me. I quickly get on the roll but despite the moral encouragement I begin to suck. In the end, I wasn't worth squat and come up short.

Nevertheless, I proudly represented the Great State of Florida, defended the Gator Nation and learned some important things about myself all while having fun!

 

 

 

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Grand Cayman, 7 Mile Beach

 

After about two days of sailing from Miami, the Carnival Valor comes to a stop just offshore from George Town, Grand Cayman.

 

GCM Carnival Valor Anchored Our first port of call is within striking distance but it will take a little effort on our part to get there.

 

 

 

 

A tendering process puts us ashore where we discover most of the town is still asleep. There is a time difference between the ship's time and Cayman's time.

We have pre-arranged a trip to Stingray City with Captain Marvin and have arrived at the office about an hour too early.

I take the opportunity to walk around the “two block by two block” downtown and I learn a little bit about the island's history.

 

GCM Bus Passenger A short local bus ride from here for about $2 and you can spend some time at the world famous 7 Mile Beach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

GCM Beach Nap Tiki Beach Along 7 Mile

 

 

A nice beach with “tourist prices” although there are areas where you relax and enjoy free tropical breezes. Our visit there happens after our trip to Stingray City.

From near Tiki Beach at 7 Mile, we flag down one of the many mini buses headed back to town which turns out to be a nice local experience.

 

GCM Wowballs In town, I am intrigued by the chance to walk on water so we make a stop at WOWBALLS.

Most are failing trying to repeat the miracle so my idea is squashed.

 

 

Seeing local fishermen nearby arriving with the fresh catches of the day, I think I stand a better chance feeding thousands with a few small fish and bread.

 

GCM Fresh Catch Fresh Catch

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along the waterfront vendors are on “island time”setting up for the day as we walk by many empty stalls. On a nearby wall a few birds enjoy the meat of coconuts, no doubt left behind by naive island visitors.

Like true Islanders, birds know it's the best part of the coconut.

 

 

GCM Long Line A lengthy line awaits us to reboard the ship and we quickly adopt an island mentality.

Sitting in the shade, we cool off with a cold local brew or two.

 

 

Being among the last to board the last tender back to the Valor with no worries, I feel reconnected to my island roots.

Thanks, Cayman!